in the beginning, there was nothing. and then...there was coby.
10 fun facts about COBY, bringer of darkness:1. materialized on this earth physically eighteen (18) years ago2. allegedly they are a mizrahi (north african) jew. i also heard a rumor that they are nonbinary, but as coby does not exist in this tangible plane, we cannot confirm.3. flies comprise 70% of their diet. the other 30% are lentils and jelly beans.4. they are friendly :) (we hope)5. they are the best, and by reading this carrd you have now been exposed to that bestness. congrats!6. estimated to be a taurus sun, taurus moon, sag rising and gemini venus7. coby has possessed my body temporarily and has asked me to tell you all that they would love to become friends, esp as theyve known so many of their mutuals for years without getting close! their social anxiety makes it hard but theyre working on it. wow coby, thats sad. coby has told me to shut up.8. of course...befriending coby is impossible as they are a massless being best described as the "absence of light." however you if drive to your nearest beach at night and yodel at the sharks they might yodel back!9. amazingphil and coby are business partners and often amazingphil will leave a paper mache head as an offering to the great and powerful coby for video views.10. coby, the wise and pronounless is also a dan howell terrorizer and will frequently astral project into his kitchen to inject poisionous vibes into his oat milk.the fun facts have been concluded. please memorize them by monday and submit a response in MLA format on the canvas. thanks.